Wedding ni8 Pathan apne room may atey hi apni wife se bola
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Gul bano bhaag mt jana hum "Pepsi" sath ley kr aya hai ;-) :-D



Bohat Chanchal, Bohat Khushnuma Si Hoti
Hain Behen.
Nazuk Sa Dil Rakhti Hain, Masoom Si Hoti Hain
Behen.
Baat Baat Pe Rowti Hain, Jhagarti Hain, Larti

Badshah ha....jidher chala jaey,
Dil py kuch ikhteyar thori ha !!



Main Jitni Baar Bhi Flirt Karne Ki Koshish Karta Hoon..
Utni Baar Hi.....
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Sacha piyar ho jata hai

*..Hamaray lehjay mein ye tawazun, barri sa'oobat k baad aaya..*

*..Kaai mizajon k dasht dekhy, kaai rawayyon ki khaak chhaani..*

*.. Sochta Hon K Bhuja Don Main Yeh Kamry Ka Diya ..*

*.. Apny Saaiy Ko Bhi Kiun Sath Jagaon Apny ..*

Aa Thak Ke Kabhi Paas Merey Beth To Humdum..

Tu Khud Ko Musafir, Mujhy Deewaar Samajh Le...

Kisi din hath dho betho gay mujh se,!


"Tumhein chaska bohat hai
be-rukhi ka....!!

*..ILM ka ambaar raah-e-ishq main bekaar hy..*
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*..Majnoon ko bus,, LAILA Ka ghar yaad hona chahiye..* 

*.. Ishq Hai Us Talab Ka Naam,, Jo Na Ho Umar Bhar Tamam ..*

*.. Woh Bhi Thy Kitny Bad-Naseeb Jo Tujhe Paa K Reh Gaye ..*

Tum Mujh Ko Guriya Kehty Ho..

Theek Hi Kehty Ho..

Khelny Waly Sb Hathon Ko Main..

Guriya Hi Lgti Hun..

*..Guzar Na Jaye Kahin Umar Ehtiayaton Mein..*

*..Jo Kaam Krna Hai,, Dewana Waar Kar Dalo..*

*..Fikar Anjaam Ki Lahaq Ho Jisy..*

*..Ishq Chory Woh... Tijarat Kr Ly..* 

*..Aah! Woh Khatir_E_Nazuk Na Ho Maghmoom Kahin..*

*..Hickian Kehti Hen, Aj Usne Mujhe Yaad Kia..*

*..Ijazat Ho To Ik Baar Aur Na_seh..*

*.. Unhain Yaad Kar Loon, Bhulany Se Pehly ..* 

*..Samjhaty Qabal_E_Ishq To Mumkin Tha Banti Baat..*

*..Na_seh Ghareeb Ab Hamain Samjhany Aaye Hen..*

Life always gives us second chances, they are called tomorrow.

Teri banhon k sahare ki zarorat nahi mujh ko.....!

Rooh se Rooh ko mila warna..... khuda Hafiz.....!

*..Men Ne Mana K Tu Yousaf Sa Haseen Hai Lekin..*

*..Yeh Mera Dil Hai,, Koi Misr Ka Bazaar Nai..*

Everytime I try to walk away, there's always something that reminds me why I should stay.

Aap K Be-Hijaab Hony Tak,

Hm B Shamil Thy Jeeny Walon Me..!! 

Khudkushe Tak Haraam Hai Yaani ...!

Ye Bhe Mumkin Nahe Kay Mer Jaoon ...!

*..Neendon K Ehsaan Uthaye..*

*..Phir B Tery Khuab Na Aaye..*



Talking to an old Friend makes

you realize how much your life

 has changed.

Muhabat ik samundar hey,

K jitna bhi koi doobey,

Kinarey pr hi rehta hey ! 

 Agar Husn ka Yousaf hy to sun!! Jan-E-Ghazal.,

Meri Ankhen bhi to Yaqoob bani rehti hain..!!!!! 

Tery hijr main, shab bhar jaagny waaly log..

Jis ko chhu lain, raat ki raani kar dain.. 

Uff Teri Aankh Mai Behta Hua Neela Saghar....

Uff Meri Tishna Labbi, Tishna Labbi, Tishna Labbi...!

*..Tum Bhi Beete Waqt Ki Manind Ho Hu Ba Hu..*

*..Tumne Bhi Yaad Aana Hai,, Aana To Hai Nahin..*

The branch of Cricket which deals with the

 study of missing, stoping the balls and

 losing the match is called "MISBOLOGY" ..

*..Bikhri Hui Wo Zulf Isharon Mein Keh Gayi..*

*..Main Bhi Shareeq Hun Tere Haal-e-Tabaah Mein..* 

*.. Na Meri Zaat Se Matlab,, Na Mere Dard Se Kaam ..*

*.. Woh Mu'atrif To Faqat Meri Shairi Ka Tha ..* 

*..Kaanon Main Bohat Dair Talak Goonj Rahay Gi..*

*..Khamoosh Chattanon Say Kabhi Bol K Daikho..* 

Abi to chand lafzon men samaita hey tujhey men ney,

abhi meri kitabon men teri tafseer baqi hey...! 

Yeh Muhabbat Bhi Aik Neki hai...

Aaaaao.,,
Darya Main Daal Aaty Hain.....!

Dukh Ny Sukh Ka Saans Lya Hai. . .

Kash k0i Ab Yaad Na Aye. . . !

Naala_e dil, Fitna-parwaz, dagha-baaz, Fasuun gar, Ayyar...!

Haye afsos, dil aya bhi to aya kis per....!

It is not necessary to share everything between true frndz
But it is necessary that whatever u share must be true

Racha kar Dhong ULFAT ka Hawas DIL ki Bujhate hen..

Hawas ka Naam DUNIYA ne badal kar ISHQ rakha hai..

Baat hadd-darja
Dil Shikan Hai Mgr

Aqal Sachi Thi
Ishq Jhoota Tha...!!

Muntazir Sub Mere Zawaal ke Hain,

Mere Ehbaab Bhi Kamaal ke Hain..!

MsG For ALL MusLIMS..

"Mera dUSHMAN MERy Andar hI ChuPpa bEtha Hai. . .


Mujh ko Khud Apni Taraf Teer Chalany hOn Gy..!!

"Kuch To Aey #ishq Meharbaani Ker!!

Tujh Ko Barson Say Paal Rakha Hai!!

*..Jab Jazby Thandy Parr Jayen..*

*..Tab Bojh Muhbt Lgti Hai..* 

Deny Waly Ki Mashiyyat Pe Hai Sab Kuch Mauqoof..*
Mangny Waly Ki Hajat Nai Dekhi Jati..*

Ye waajbaat-e-ishq kya hum hi pe qarz thay???


Wo bhi utaarta ke muhabbat usay bhi thi.!!! 

Aaa Meray Jismm Say ikk Saanp Ki Manind Lipat Ja....
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Aur Tarrap Kar Mery Be'Taab Labo0'n Ko Dass Lay.. 

Kitne Suljhe Huwe Treeqe Se,

Mujh Ko Uljhan Mein Daal Jaate Ho... 



Govt school K.G kid TO private school K.G kid:
"u have nice slateee"

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Private school K.G kid: "Duffer! Its samsung glaxy S2"

Kon Si Baat Hai Tum Main Aisi..?

Itnay Achay Kiun Lagtay Ho..? 

*..Waqt_E_Rukhsat Woh Chup Rahy..*

*..Kajal Phailta Gya Aankhon Men..* 

Hua hai Voh agr Munsif tau Mohsin Ehtiyatan Hum...!

Saza Tasleem krtay hain kisi ilzam se Pehlay... 

Sakoon Aur Ishq,, Wo Bhi Dono Aik Sath,,?

Rehny Do Miyyan, Koi Aqal Wali Baat Kro....!! 

 vo sab masoom se chehre talaash-e-rizq men gum hen..

jinhen titali pakrna thi, jinhen bagoon men hona tha...

Aaj hum nay bhi Hans kar yaro,

Jeene walo'n ki Naqal utari hai..

The day is not far when somebody will knock at your door

 and say,

 "Hey! we have 7 mutual friends on Facebook .

May I come in?" 

Sukh Hee Sukh Ataa Karungi Tujhy..

Ye Keh K Mukar Gayi Zindagi.. 

ELaahi Aek Hi Dil Hai,
Tu Eska FaisLa Kr Dy...!

Woh Apna Dil Btaty Hain,
Hum Apna Dil Samajhty Hain...! 

Utho Yeh Manzar Shab_e_Taab Daikhny K Lye..

K Neend Shart Nai, Khuwab Daikhny K Lye..

Pathro Tumhari Aukaat Hi Kya..?

Aaj K Insaan ka Dil To Ufff ...!

زمانہ بڑے شوق سے سن رہا تھا
ہمی سو گئے داستاں کہتے کہتے



Sitary Bant-ta Hai Woh, Zeya Taqseem Krta Hai

Suna Hai Habs-Mausam Mein Hawa Taqseem Krta Hai

Us’si Ki Apni Beti Ki HatheLi Khushk Rehti Hai.. 



Karo Waada Mere Marne Pr Aao Gay…!

Aur Mujhy Apne Hathoon Sy Dafnao Gay

Aao Gay Meri Miyat Pr Apno Ki Trah

Samne Duniya K Aansoo Bhi Bahaoo Gay

Batao Gay Na Kisi Ko Hamari ALeahdgi Ka..! 



Aey Jazba-E-DiL Gar Mein Chahoon, Hr Chez MuqabiL Aa Jaye..

ManziL K Liye 2 Gaam ChaLoon Aur Samny ManziL Aa Jaye..

Aey DiL Ki KhaLish ChaL Younhi Sahi ChLta Tu Hun Unki MehfiL Mein..

Us Waqt Mujy Chonka Dena Jb Rang Py MEhfiL Aa Jaye..

Aey Rehber-E-KamiL ChaL Dekho Tayar Tu Hun Pr Yaad Rahy..

Us Waqt Mujhy Bhtka Dena Jb Samny Manzil Aa Jaye..

Haan Yaad Mujhy Tum Kr Lena Awaz Mujhy Tum Dy Lena..

Is Raah-E-Muhabt Mein Koi Dar-Pesh Jo MushkiL Aa Jaye..

Ab Kyun Dhundoon Woh Chashm-E-Karam Hony Dy Sitm Bala-E-Sitm..

Mein Chahta Hun Aey Jazba-E-Gham MushkiL Ps MushkiL Aa Jaye…



Yahan UjLy UjLy Roop Bohat..

Par AsLi Kam Behroop Bohat..

Us Pairr K Neechy Kia Rukna..?

Jahan Saya Kam Ho Dhoop Bohat..

ChaL Insha Apne Gao’n Mein

Bethe’n Gay Sukh Ki Chhaon Mein

Kyun Teri Aankh SawaLi Hai

Kron Kyun Na Hamd-O-Sana us Khuda Ki..?

K Jis Ny Mujhe Har Khushi Atta Ki..

Kiya Darguzar Meri Har Khata Ko..

Younh Mujh Pr Mehrbani Ki Inteha Ki..

Mein Krta Rahon Ga Tera Shukar MauLa..

Meri Zindagi Ny Jb Tk Wafa Ki..

Mujhy Hy Bri Aas Bakshish Ki Us Sy..

Reham Krna Sifat Hai Mere Allah Ki..

Kis Tarha Dekh Rahay Ho Mujhe,?

Tumhara Apna Hoon, Tassalli Rakho.. 

Muntazir Sub Mere Zawaal ke Hain,

Mere Ehbaab Bhi Kamaal ke Hain..!



HeiGht of InsULt of DOctOrz
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*.. K0i Aesa Ism-e-Aazam ho ..*

*.. Jo Tumharay Dukh se Nijaat dey ..* 

Hum Ko Juda Na Kar De Ye Faraq Ik Zara Sa...

Tu Faasl0n Ka Qael... Mai Qurbat0n Ka Pyaasa...!!!

Sar'Sar'ri Zikar Chala Ishq Mein Mar Jane Ka,,

Ab Unhein Zidd Hy K Tum Mar K Dikhao Hum Ko...

Yeh Khuwahish Hai Meri Shairy Ko "Tum" Samjho,,

Yeh Aarzoo Nahin K Log Wah Wah Karen..

Sirf Aek Safah Palat Kar Usne..

Kitni Baton Ki Safayi Di Hai..

*.. Qayamat Khaiz Hain Aankhain Tumhari ..*

*.. Tum Aakhir Khuwab Kis K Daikhty Ho ..*

Suno! Janaan..
Yeh Khawab Rakhe Hain, Inhain Tum Sath Le Jao..

Judai Jab Muqadar Hai, Bina Khwabon Ke Jee Lein'ge...

Tu Milay To Koi Marz Nahi,


Na Milay To Koi Dawa Nahi

Admi teachr se: Zra in bachon se mre karobar k lye dua krwa dein

Teachr: agr inki dua qubool hoti to aj men ksi qabristan me dafan hota

*..Laa0! Marham Lga Doon Paon Mein..*

*..Tum Ny Dil Ko Lagai Thi Thokar..*

*..Mery Hissy Men Kitaben, Na Khilony Aaye..*

*..Khauwhish-E-Rizq Ne Cheena Mra Bachpan Mujh Se..*

*..Jab Qurb Itna Mukhtasir Tha..*

*..Tu Yaadien Be-Shumaar Kiun..*

*.. Chalo K Raat Hui Ab Loatna Hai Mujhe ..*

*.. K Mere Ghr Pe Muntazir Hai Meri Tanhai ..*

*..Aankhon Mein Neend Aati Nai..*

*..Raat Puri Ho Jati Hai..*



MujHe BhUlAy To NaHi LaHoRiYo???
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DeNgUe;->
*Season 2*
....CoMiNg sOoN....

Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.

Tanhai ko kesay chorron...

Barson mai ek yaar mila hai...

 Meri Jagha Koi Aur Ho To Cheekh Uthey...

Main Apne Ap Se Itney Sawal Krta Hoon...

HashR Main Ay KhuDa na DeNa..

PhiR Saza Koi ZiNDaGi Jaisi..

(Hashr = Roze-e- Qayamat)

Mai Janta Hun Magar Tu Bhi Aaina Lekar ,,

Muje Bata K Mera Intekhab Kesa Hai..?

Ik Duniya Bhool Bhulaiyan Si ,,

Ik Goonga,, Behra,, Andha,, Dil ..

Har Shaam Charaghon Ki Tarah Jalti Hain Aankhen.-'

Kya Koi Chala Jaye To Youn Hota Ha MoHsIn..?

Ik Taghaful Se Ik Tawajo Tk,,

Ishq Ansu Bhi Hai, Tabasum Bhi..

YaaR Ek MaShWaRa To Do...*
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iS MoHaBBat..!! Ka NaaM
MoUt Na RaKh DaiN...?

*..Ehtramann Khushi ko
apna'a kr bhi..*


*..Inteqamann udaas
rehta h0n..*

Hayaat kya aur maot kya hy,


Tumhara aana tumhara jana.



Teaccher:
Jo mery swal ka jwab dy ga usy chuti

Pthan ne apna bag khirki se bhr phenka

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Teacher:
Ye bag ks ne phenka ha?

Pthan:Men ne
yaahoo chuti

Be sood hai isay samjhana..
Dil ka apna dimagh hota hay..:-O

Jakri Hui Hai In Main Meri Sari Kainaat,,

Goh Daikhny Men Naram Hen Teri Kalayiaan..

*... ALLAH Re Chashm-E-Yaar Ki Jadoo Ki Nigahein...*

*... Be-Hosh Ek Nazr Mein Hui Anjuman Tamaam...*

Ik shakhs kr raha hai abi tak wafa ka zikr...!


kaash...!!! Is zabaan Daraaz ka mu n0ch ly k0i...!



Jane kis kis pay pari hon
gi tumhari
nazrain,

Main Ne chun
... chun k Tere
sheher k Pathar
choome..

Ay tabeeb-e-ishQ apne nuskha-e-ishQ me ,,


Bus ye jagna jagaana zara kam kijye ..

Ishq samjhay thay jis ko wo shayad ...

Tha bas ek narsai ka rishta ...

(Narsai = unreachable)



Ye bat sunke mre Haathon se Gol gappa hi gir gya
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Jb Gol gappe wale ne kaha
"Plz give ur Feedback on Our #Facebook Page"

Laazman aap sitam gar hon ge..?

Aap ki shakl barri pyari hai...!! 



Hy Mohabat Hayat ki Lzzat...

Warna Kuch lazzat_e_Hayaat Nhi...

Kia EJazat Hy??
... Ek Baat Kahun...?

Wo bat., chalo Khair!
Koi Baat Nhi.

Daal d0 Aftaab par Gais00...

"Dopeher" hi ko shaam kar daalo..!! 

AOr Zamanat Wafa Ki Kia Ho Gi..*

Tum Meri Sans Girvi Rakh Lo Na..* 

Unhen Mujh sy Mohabt hO rhi thi...

Na khulti Aankh tO bs hO gai thi......!! 

Saans Att'ki Hui Si Lagti Hy,,

Tum Kaheen Paas To Nhi Mery...? 

"Khwahish ka Naam ishq ,, Numaish ka Naam Husn...*
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"Ehl-e-Hawas Ne d0n0 ki Matti Kharab ki...* 

Mai Janta Hun Magar Tu Bhi Aaina Lekar ,,

Muje Bata K Mera Intekhab Kesa Hai..?

Main Uski Qaid Se Azaad Kahan Hoon MoHsIn ..

Bna K Rkhta Hai Sochon Mein YarGhmal Mujhe..

Aa tujhe juzv-e-zindagi kar l00n,

Tu kahein raigaa'n na h0 jaye... 

Ro,o gay bohat hm say bicharr k Mohsin..

Ye ishq k sajday Qaza soch k karna...

Ishq ky Aakhri Maraahil Mein...

Sachh Kahun, Main Bhi Darr Gaya Kuch Kuch..!

Yeh Dard_e_Dil Na Gya, Faqt Yakin Kr Lo...

Galy Mein Daal K Sary Taweez Dekhy Hain...!!

Do Chaar Lafz Pyaar K Le K Main Kia Karon
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Deni Hai To Wafa Ki Mukammal Kitaab Do...

Ishq La ILaaJ Hai,,,

Bus Ehtyaat Kijiye.....!

Shoq hay es dil darindey ko...

Aap k hont kat kanay ka..!

*..Hum Ko Matlo0b Hain
Kuch Faislay Jaldi Jaldi...*
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*..Kuurraa-e-Arzz Zara Taiz Ghumaya Jaye...*

Hai hasrat k ho elaan ik din,,,
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k ishq inteqaal ker gaya...!

Sometimes silence is the best way to let someone know they did you wrong.

Mujay ye dar he teri arzu na mit jae..!

Bohat dinu se tbyaat meri udas nahi.

Tu Misr K Bazar Ka Bichra Hua YOUSAF..*

Dil Tere Liye Man'nid _E_YAQUB Raha Hai..*

Nahin Malum Kb Se Hai,, Talluq Tm Se Yeh Apna,,

Tmhara Aks Tha Dil Men, Tmhary Naam Se Pehlay..

Tum Main Ziya_e_Hussan Hai To,, Hum Main Ziya_e_Ishq,,

Tum Apne Ghr K Chaand,, Hum Apne Ghr K Chaand..

LAAKHH KOSHISH KI MAGAR NIKAL HI GAYE..!

GHAR SE YOUSAF ,, JANNAT SE AADAM ,, AUR TERE DIL SE HUM..!

Janab-E-IshQ KaHiN Or Ja Kar Bass JayeN....

Mein Thakk Chuka HOoN Meri MOhaBBaT Ka KhuDa-HaFiz..

Sirf Tum Hi To Nahin Ho Khud Kalami K Aseer ,,

Guftagu Hum Bhi Dar_0_Dewar Se Karne Lagy..